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March 22, 2004 by Dark-Star
History's Worst Typo A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent co...
March 22, 2004 by Dark-Star
History's Worst Typo A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent co...
March 10, 2004 by Dark-Star
Hello Everyone, Recently, JoeUser.com made some big changes to the way you login to the website. Because of these changes, some of you may encounter difficulties logging in. If you find yourself in this group, please let us know by dropping us an email ( George@Stardock.com ) or by leaving a posted response on this thread. We are interested in finding out who have problems, and why they are having them. In doing so, we can determine the best way to solve this issues. To help answer ...
February 27, 2004 by Dark-Star
Okay, this week has been a difficult one on front and good on another. First off, I did some rather minor updates to JoeUser. One reason: Troubleshooting a odd problem with Cookies and Session variables. So my question to any and all people would be, when redirecting from one page to another web server and back again, what might cause cookies to be killed as soon as the page leaves the server? I realize that you must set a domain, which was done, but somehow, JoeUser tosses it's...
February 20, 2004 by Dark-Star
Well, today was productive despite the lack of a test server. Updated Latest JoeUser Articles to now reflect 10 results and not just 5 Updated login frame window to now support a link to your account info. Added a link from info page to top bloggers. Now you can compare your standings easier. Added HTML Editor to the article reply section (updated action file and common utilities) Added a number to each Reply to reflect which reply your on. Consolida...
February 19, 2004 by Dark-Star
Attention all JoeUsers!!! We want your opinions about joeuser.com! If you have any suggestions, comments, concerns, rants & raves, we want to hear about it. We've been getting some great feedback lately and we ask that you please keep it up. If you have a suggestion, please leave it here on this tread so we can write it down. We're looking at any and all ideas to improve this service even more. No idea is to "out there" and we will be discussing the feasibility of any new ideas. ...
February 19, 2004 by Dark-Star
When reading a discussion on the JoeUser message forum, I came across a post talking about how Man and Machine would become one sometime in the distant future. It made me think of technology and the advances in computer processing power. So, in deep thought, I began to come up with a list of differences between a CPU and the Human Brain. Which is better, I thought? Well, here is what I came up with to help distinguish the answer. I like to think of our brains as more superior. If you think ab...
February 18, 2004 by Dark-Star
This past week has been a busy one. Now that Pat has come up with this crazy new system of writing all projects and ideas on the white board, it's been a lot easier to see what work has to be done. Actually, it's a good system and it seems to be working nicely. Anyway, here is a list of the items completed, or at least completed on the test system ready for final testing. Each item should be ready to be placed on the Production Server after Thursday. --JoeUser. Give detailed messages on Logon...
February 4, 2004 by Dark-Star
Enhancements --Added a Date form field (M/D/Y) to the sdnet_login page on stardock with form JavaScript validation for those who are not 18 years of age or older. Will be testing and uploading tomorrow. --Added Quote system to the Article Reply area of JoeUser. Now you can reply to an article and quote from that page. --Added Google advertising to JoeUser.com Fixes --Minor Layout fix on Political Machine.com for adding spacers to the full width of the page for better support and to pr...
February 3, 2004 by Dark-Star
Well, today was productive as usual. Here is a list of all the updates that were worked on. Updates / Fixes: --Replace the old JoeUser splash logo with a new high-res image. (thanks Paul for the .png ) --Fixed the Political Machine intro page where it wasn't filtering HTML completely. Grrrr Regular Expressions are buggy! --Fixed the small tabs under the main forum sections on the Political Machine message board (test server). Design --Worked on a concept design really quickly for...
December 18, 2003 by Dark-Star
Got this in an email.. don't know if it's true but thought it was an interesting story non-the-less. Enjoy His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. ...
December 15, 2003 by Dark-Star
Today on JoeUser, everyone who has a JoeUser.com Account with a Blog Site will now be able to select a brand new site theme and layout. This will allow users to identify and distinguish more fully between other members websites; allowing users the option to choose site color and design as well as layout. To customize your site, please do the following: Log in to JoeUser Click on the "My Account" link (located top right by default) Under the heading "Select the...
December 9, 2003 by Dark-Star
Jonathan Haeber for National Geographic News November 20, 2003 View an Impact: From the Front Lines of Global Health Photo Gallery: Click Here Impact: From the Front Lines of Global Health , an in-depth look at global health issues from AIDS to obesity, is the latest book ( details ) issued by photojournalist Karen Kasmauski. National Geographic News spoke with the National Geographic Contributing Photographer-in-Residence about the insights she's gained documenting human health crises ...
December 4, 2003 by Dark-Star
If any one has noticed, JoeUser has been experiencing speed issues over the last few days. After some looking in to we have discovered the problem and have successfully updated the site with the necessary changes. You should notice a great speed increase. We apologize for the difficulties anyone has experienced. Hopefully, this incident will not dishearten your JoeUser browsing enjoyment. Thank you JoeUsers! --Dark Star PS. Let me know if you see anything that doesn't seem quite right...
December 3, 2003 by Dark-Star
I read this on an MSN Fact page and thought it would be interesting to re-post this on JoeUser. Pretty funny stuff! Who knew there were laws like these in place. Enjoy! 1. LAW: It is illegal to transport a skunk across state lines. COUNTRY: USA / STATE: Tennessee CITATION: 70-4-208. Unlawful importation of skunks - Penalty. ACTUAL: (a) It is unlawful for any person to import, possess, or cause to be imported into this state any type of live skunk, or to sell, barter, exchange ...