Got this from someone in an email and thought it was kind of funny. Strange... I drive 48 miles each way to work too. hummmm.. =============================== I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALW...
Got this from someone in an email and thought it was kind of funny. Strange... I drive 48 miles each way to work too. hummmm.. =============================== I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALW...
CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- Abercrombie & Fitch is poking fun at West Virginia with a T-shirt again, this one reading: "West Virginia: No Lifeguard at the Gene Pool." Gov. Bob Wise called the slogan cruel and said he would fight back. In March, Wise sent a letter demanding that the chain of collegiate-style clothing stores dump a shirt that read, "It's All Relative in West Virginia." "It is unfortunate that Abercrombie & Fitch continues to perpetuate stereotypes rather than po...
CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- Abercrombie & Fitch is poking fun at West Virginia with a T-shirt again, this one reading: "West Virginia: No Lifeguard at the Gene Pool." Gov. Bob Wise called the slogan cruel and said he would fight back. In March, Wise sent a letter demanding that the chain of collegiate-style clothing stores dump a shirt that read, "It's All Relative in West Virginia." "It is unfortunate that Abercrombie & Fitch continues to perpetuate stereotypes rather than po...
A drunk walks up to a parking meter and puts in a quarter. He stares at the needle that has stopped at 60 and exclaims, "I can't believe I lost 100 pounds!" ---------- Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "he knows when to stop." ---------- An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink an...
A drunk walks up to a parking meter and puts in a quarter. He stares at the needle that has stopped at 60 and exclaims, "I can't believe I lost 100 pounds!" ---------- Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "he knows when to stop." ---------- An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink an...
Link Wow, KarmaGirl's article "He’s not the man I married..." makes me appreciate what I have even more. It's very refreshing to read an article that's up beat and positive and relates the brighter side of this topic. Thank you! It was very well written. A few days ago someone asked me how I'm enjoying marriage (I've only been married nearly 10 months now) and of course, I said I'm loving it -- which I am. They then replied, "Good. You're still newly weds. Enjoy it while it lasts." I th...
BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- In this story, it was the drunk driver who pulled over the police officer. "He pulled up behind me, rolled down the passenger side window and said he was looking for a police officer to arrest him," Ian McCollin, chief of police in Vernon, Vermont, said in an interview on Wednesday. "When I asked him why, he replied 'I'm drunk."' To make matters worse, the drunk driver was operating on a suspended license, which was taken away after a previous drunk ...
SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday. "We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 kilometers) northeast of Seattle. The hard-drinking bear, estimated ...
Subject: Deer Tick Alert If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this warning yesterday. I feel so stupid now...
Subject: Deer Tick Alert If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this warning yesterday. I feel so stupid now...
Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin? Why cant woman put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why dont you ever see the headline: PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it that doctors, call what they do "practice" Why does rain drop but snow falls ? Why is lemon juice made with artifical flavours & dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?...
Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin? Why cant woman put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why dont you ever see the headline: PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it that doctors, call what they do "practice" Why does rain drop but snow falls ? Why is lemon juice made with artifical flavours & dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?...
DEAD BMW A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She repli...