Containing facts, figures and a whole bunch of nothing...
Published on June 21, 2004 By Dark-Star In Humor
Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why cant woman put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why dont you ever see the headline: PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it that doctors, call what they do "practice"

Why does rain drop but snow falls ?

Why is lemon juice made with artifical flavours & dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests your money called a "broker"?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

Why is the day with slowest traffic called rush hour ?

Why isnt there mouse flavoured cat food?

why cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance as the little indestuctable black box is made of ?

why do you need a drivers licence to buy alcohol when you cant drink and drive?


Comments
on Jun 21, 2004
Sorry to be a smart ass but I can actually evaluate some of those:

1. Sun darkens the skin because of melanin which helps protect against UV rays....I'm not sure the hair has much melanin at all
2. I have no idea....
3. The sides are smooth and the glue doesn't get a chance to dry....leave it open and it will stick
4. Because most or all psychics are fake
5. Not a clue
6.Not sure
7. Practice is the process of doing something, not just honing your skills
8. Rain falls...that's why they have an average rainfall for the area
9. No tengo idea
10. Don't know
11. Seconds are time measurements...and it's not nescessarily the 3rd hand, depending on where you start counting....
12. Everyone is trying to go somewhere therefore many people are out, but the traffic ends up clogged.
13. No mouse processing plants
14. I think the plane would be too heavy to fly.
15 Driver's licensces are the most common form of ID....

Well that should answer most of them....
~Zoo