Tired of speeding tickets?

Read this first, then look at the picture.

Published on March 2, 2005 By Dark-Star In Humor

Tired of speeding tickets?
Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you.

Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car

Step 2. Drive VERY FAST

Step 3. Watch people freak out.

Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.

Comments

on Mar 03, 2005

Heh. Where did you find this?

MasonM

on Mar 03, 2005

Funny

Dark-Star

on Mar 03, 2005

I got it in an email from a friend. haha.. I would love to know where you can buy those baloons!

Gideon MacLeish

on Mar 07, 2005

LOL...I LOVE IT... only can you speed, but you can do so without fears of endangering other drivers, who will clear out of your way QUICKLY (including, possibly, a cop or two)!

ParaTed2k

on Mar 07, 2005

What, and replace those balloons with the real rocket launchers I have on my car? ;~D

Flyin

on Mar 16, 2005

cool

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