A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
out how to get started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it
supposed to be when it's finished? The blonde says,
According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster. Her
boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a rooster.
He takes her hand and says, Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..... he said with a
deep sigh............ ..... Let's put all these Corn
Flakes back in the box.