<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" version="2.0"><channel><title>Dark-Star's Place. Articles - Brought to you by JoeUser</title><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/rss/articles</link><copyright>© 2006 - 2026 Stardock Corporation. All rights reserved.</copyright><description>Containing facts, figures and a whole bunch of nothing... </description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2026 12:58:15 PM -0500</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2026 12:58:15 PM -0500</lastBuildDate><docs>http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html</docs><generator>Stardock Rss Generator v1.0</generator><managingEditor>info@stardock.com</managingEditor><webMaster>kwilas@stardock.com</webMaster><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/147640</comments><description><![CDATA[Test article... Rock on, dude!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/147640</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/147640</link><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 2:01:20 PM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2007-03-19T14:01:20-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>Why did the chicken cross the road?</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/116612</comments><description><![CDATA[Check out all of my animals below   Still testing...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/116612</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/116612</link><pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 2:44:05 PM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2006-05-08T14:44:05-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>This is a test post</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/106548</comments><description><![CDATA[  testing ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/106548</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/106548</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 4:41:38 PM -0500</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2006-03-10T16:41:38-05:00</pubDateParsed><title>Testing Posting</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/79428</comments><description><![CDATA[ 	 Stardock has moved to a brand new building.  If you would 	like to contact us, note our new address:   	  	 		 15090 Beck Rd., Suite #300		 Plymouth, MI  48170		  		 Support:   734-927-0677		  Fax:  734-927-0678		   Sales:  1-888-STARDOCK	              ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/79428</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/79428</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 2:37:03 PM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2005-06-24T14:37:03-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>Stardock has left the building!</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/78701</comments><description><![CDATA[   The following are some things I've done. Enjoy!  -- Added a Flash Game Page to TGN to support games that have Flash versions. -- Added 'Reaktor' Flash Game version to TGN. -- Fixed 'Quote' box colors on GalCiv.com -- Fixed product links on Products page on Stardock.com -- Fixed grammar error on Corporate Solutions page on Stardock.com -- Removed Paging Control from Articles if no comments are present for a TGN Article. -- Fixed TGN's Article Comments Basic Editor links visuals to matc...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/78701</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/78701</link><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 3:31:03 PM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2005-06-17T15:31:03-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>June 17th, 2005</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/77109</comments><description><![CDATA[   Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and says, Hello?"  Everyone else in the room stops to listen:  WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"  MAN: "Yes"  WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"  MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much."  WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/77109</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/77109</link><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2005 9:09:59 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2005-06-01T09:09:59-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>The Perfect Husband</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/77109</comments><description><![CDATA[   Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and says, Hello?"  Everyone else in the room stops to listen:  WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"  MAN: "Yes"  WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"  MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much."  WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/77109</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/77109</link><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2005 9:09:59 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2005-06-01T09:09:59-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>The Perfect Husband</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74785</comments><description><![CDATA[       ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74785</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74785</link><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 7:12:26 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2005-05-10T07:12:26-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>The Caring Wife. :)</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74785</comments><description><![CDATA[       ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74785</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74785</link><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 7:12:26 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2005-05-10T07:12:26-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>The Caring Wife. :)</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74784</comments><description><![CDATA[       ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74784</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74784</link><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 7:07:50 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2005-05-10T07:07:50-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>The Caring Wife. :)</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74784</comments><description><![CDATA[       ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74784</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74784</link><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 7:07:50 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2005-05-10T07:07:50-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>The Caring Wife. :)</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74783</comments><description><![CDATA[   1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.  2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.  3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.  4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.  5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.  6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.  7. You make phone calls from home, you acc...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="True">http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74783</guid><link>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74783</link><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 7:02:22 AM -0400</pubDate><pubDateParsed>2005-05-10T07:02:22-04:00</pubDateParsed><title>You know you're living in 2005 when...</title></item><item><author>Dark-Star</author><comments>http://dark-star.joeuser.com/article/74783</comments><description><![CDATA[   1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.  2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.  3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.  4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.  5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.  6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.  7. 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