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Published on September 30, 2003 By Dark-Star In Misc

THE LIFESAVER CANDY TEST



A College professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children Lifesavers and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

As the children tasted each one, they said:

"Red..................cherry",

"Yellow...............lemon",

"Green...............lime",

"Orange...............orange"

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After sucking on them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll ! give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!"



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